Rajanikanth Jokes

1) When the weather looks very smoky and foggy then either
1. Rajnikanth is smoking.line

2) Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.line3)Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!line4)Once Newton’s soul watched Rajnikanth’s movie, Newton couldn’t imagine the death defying stunts done by Rajnikant and fainted b’coz all stunts where against his law of gravity.line5)When Rajnikanth sneezes, Tsunamis occur.line6)When God watched Robot, he said, “Oh my Rajinikanth!”line7) Rajinikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral!line8) Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.line9) Rajinikanth was preparing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford Dictionary.line10)Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.line11)Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.line12)Sun doesn’t rise until Rajinikanth says ‘Good morning’.line13) When Rajinikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!line 14)Rajnikanth had made wells in four corners of his farm house. Guess what ? He wanted to play carrom.line15)Do you know why British left India in 1947? Because they knew Rajnikant will be born in India in 1948!line16)The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here!line17)When do earthquakes occur? When Rajnikanth’s mobile is on vibration mode!line18)Once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day in school. Since then, that day is known as Sunday!line19)Before Tom Cruise,  Rajnikanth was approached to do Mission Impossible. He refused, because he found the title insulting!line20)Rajinikanth doesnt require blood frm any one bcoz his blood group is sea waterline21)Rajinikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.line22)Rajinikanth can make onions cry!line23)Harvard got it’s MBA from Rajinikanthline 

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